Premeditated Apocalypse

PMA Current Events

Well X-box live wont let me sign in, so what can I do? I know, how about I do my job and recap the current events for everyone. That's right. I back to bringing you the news.

So let's see whats first on my list. Let me kncok some dust off my records......looks like we have the June MVP results here. This may be a little late, but, congratulations go out to Hakr. Robby's performance speaks for itself. Always a dominating force in matchmaking, Robby stood tall with the crown when the dust settled. I know what you're thinking. "Pestilence, that was June.....Who won for July?" Well i'll tell you so quit rushing me. Uuummm........ let me see here. Give me a moment, I'm a slow reader. Was it Robby with a back to back? NOPE. Robby has passed on the honor to another. So who was it? Well, none other than the father of fascination, the titan of teamwork, the very reason people fear the Pink Mist........PMA WAR. Congratulations War on your well earned recognition.

Still more news to report. For anyone who may have been living under a rock and doesn't already know, Famine has left the ranks of PMA. He will be sorely missed. Something you may not know though, Envy has announced his plans to walk away also. So PMA must take another unfortunate loss. We will all miss those who have left.

I think thats everything. Wait, we have breaking news. I have found our magic 8-ball. That's how we make decisions from time to time. Let's see.....(shaking the 8-ball) "Will Doud be accepted into PMA as a full member?" "It is decidedly so." There you go. The 8-ball has spoken.....wait a minute this is just a regular billiard ball. Ok, ok enough of that joke. Truth is I just got the opinion of the other horsemen and everyone was in agreement. So welcome Doud. You are PMA's newest member.

That's all for now. Look for more current events reports, whenever I get around to typing them.

PMA Welcomes Newest Member

Today PMA welcomes the newest member to our ranks.

May 2009 PMA MVP

Well the votes are in and counted. It's not a 4th time win for Reaper or even a repeat for Rinsed. This month someone new threw their hat in the ring and walked away the winner.

April MVP

April is over and the votes have been tabulated. The question on everyones mind is who is the MVP. Is it a hattrick for Reaper? Could anyone de-throne the only tiple crown winner and two consecutive month champ? Could any man achieve such a daunting task?

MVP

The end of the month is drawing near! Please submit your votes in the predetermined way. DO NOT!!! submit just a list of names with numbers. WE WANT REAONS PEOPLE SO FALL IN!!!!

New Demos

Hey MMA fans the UFC Undisputed 2009 Demo is now available for dl over XBLM. It rocks. The controls are great. Nuff said. Full review of the demo coming soon. Oh and Red Faction GAYrilla is also available.

Shennanigans.

Screwing of and having fun was last nights theme for Stink, Dispair, and Wrath. In one game on Rats Nest Team BRs the trio rolled together in a Hog pretty much the whole game. With Dispair driving Stink on the gun and Wrath riding shotgun with a sniper rifle and rocks at his disposal, the results were hilarious. Final score was 50-10 with two sniper head shots from the seat as well as multiple rocket kills,double kills, and almost a triple kill from a mongoose. The night was definatly a sight to behold. check out some of the action on Hissing Prigs file share.

A New High!

PMA saw record numbers today with 16 out of 17 members appearing online. At one point 15 of those members were in the same party together! After a quick round of juggernaut the team got together for a little photo session (joined by our good friend and fellow GB team member Archer) resulting in the most complete member photo yet. In other news Reckless MX rejoins us today as PMA Envy. About time!! Dont forget to keep on Fascinatin'!

GameBattles Halo 3 2v2 Match Report � PMA vs King Scoperz

Yesterday PMA's 2v2 Team Doubles team Rinsed Out consisting of PMA Rinsed and PMA Feared Hakr had their first match of the MLG Spring of 2009 season. The match was a best of three using the MLG v6 settings.

The opposing teams roster was made up of j5k8r and vinstin who also just started this seasons bracket.

GAME 1 – MLG Team Slayer on MLG Amplified
Final Score: PMA – 50; King Scoperz – 21

Game 1 started out well for PMA as this was Hakr's first game of the night and Rinsed had never played this map before. PMA went straight to the top center of the map and took control quickly after with a few well placed BR shots. Rinsed and Hakr then covered each others backs as they constantly communicated on where the enemy was. Before you knew it Hakr picked up a killing frenzy with great teamshoot from his partner. About half way through the match Rinsed and Hakr knew that they had the game in the bag and finished the deal with some great ninja escapes by Rinsed and solid BR shots from both members.

GAME 2 – MLG Team Slayer on MLG Construct

Final Score: PMA – 38; King Scoperz – 21

Game 2 was more of a challenge for the PMA Duo as the other team put up a fight and tried to hold back. Rinsed and Hakr eventualy took control of the top purple lifts and kept it that way for a while. On the other hand Hakr could hear the opposing team on proximity and had a good idea of where they were going ;). With Rinsed keeping track of the powerup time as well as the rockets there was no chance for the opposing team, then "suddenly" one of the opponents stopped playing. PMA ended the game according to GB's rules as he was saying that he was having "connection" issues in the post game lobby. Final score PMA 38 King Scoperz 21; a definitive win for the PMA clan was taken.

(Everyone had green connection lol...)

GAME 3 – MLG Team Slayer on MLG Onslaught (Not played due to shut-out in the first 2 games)

Overall: This was an exilerating match and the opposing team had great sportsmanship as well as confidence. Rinsed and Hakr are now ranked 323th out of 505 with a record of 1-0.

Acrticwolf's Gaming News(04-08-09)

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